| Pratfall | Self | Action |
| Take 1HP damage. The caster makes an exaggerated tumble, fall, trip, stumble, or mishap. Any friendly bystanders will erupt in laughter. Laughter effect resisted by a charisma save and a bad attitude.
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| Lick | 60ft. | Action |
| An invisible tongue sized appropriately for the caster, made of arcane force, licks a target creature or object. Upon contact, the tongue dissipates and its sensory information is returned to the caster. The target is aware that it has been licked.
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| Necrifice | 30ft. | Action |
| Animates the complete or incomplete remains of a non-intelligent creature which weighed no more than 10 pounds when living (such as the bones of a chicken) for 5 minutes at a time. You can spend additional actions to maintain the animation. The remains can not originate or move more than 30ft away from the caster.
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| Produce Sweets | Self | Action |
| 1d6 small hard candies appear in your hand. Their form is decided by the caster. They do not provide any nourishment when consumed and disappear within 1 hour if not already consumed.
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| Lace | 10ft. | Action |
| Point at a willing target within 10 feet. You may lace or unlace the target's boots or bodice. The object does not have to be visible. If the target is unwilling, make an opposed dexterity check.
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| Sneeze | 20ft. | Action | Level(1) | The target starts sneezing furiously, forcing a concentration check if they have any active spells and giving a disadvantage to perception/intimidation. Constitution save negates.
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| Detect Flatulence | 60ft. | Instant |
| If any individual passes gas in range at any point in the duration of this spell (1 round) you know which individual is responsible for which instance of gas.
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| Extend Finger | Self | Instant |
| Make one of your own fingers grow 1ft, and an additional 1ft for each spell level above standard. For instance, cast as a 3rd level spell your finger grows 3ft, as a 5th it grows 5ft, etc.
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| Bursting Bladder | Touch | Concen. |
| The target of this spell finds themselves immediately needing to urinate. The target must make a constitution saving throw every round or involuntarily wet themselves. The spell lasts for 1d4 rounds, and requires concentration to maintain.
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| False Flatuluence | 20ft. | Instant |
| An invisible bubble of air is cast onto a target chair or other seat. When the surface of this bubble is broken, it produces a sound like the breaking of wind. This human invention has unexpectedly led to much good will among gnomes towards the taller race.
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