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  1. Organizations

The Rule of Closed Eyes

Conspiracy

In any situation where people are expected to keep their eyes closed or vision averted, it is because someone is eating their boogers.

  • Meditation gurus who instruct their students to keep their eyes shut during meditation
  • Nobility who insist peasantry cannot look at them
  • All secret fraternities, all of them