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Zoopsie is a MegaWare software application for teleconferencing. It was a mainstay in consumer electronics during the later years of the COVID-19pandemic

Its mascot is a buttplug named Zoopsie who fucks your shit up. Zoopsie is always pissed off. He says "Zoops!" Whenever he fucks your shit up, sarcastically.