This 'weapon' is a butter knife of Halfling origin. During an invasion by Giant bandits seeking to ruin the Halfling's feast, a Halfling used this knife to stab the Giant's toe. Blessed, or cursed, by the Nameless the knife developed additional unexpected effects: Special: Butter-Side Up, Special: The Bigger They Are....

Toe Stubber
Abilities
Unorganised
Armour Piercing - Weapon
A weapon with the Armour Piercing property is designed to punch through armour. As a result it gets a +1 to hit Medium and Heavy armoured opponents.
Blessed - Weapon
This weapon has been touched by the divine and can be a spiritual link to The Four. This weapon gives you an advantage on Religion checks and on checks to use Divine magic or prayers to the Gods.
Breach - Weapon
This weapon is designed to fight foes who wear heavy armour, slashing helms, denting breast plates and slicing shields alike. The first attack a weapon with this quality makes each turn against a foe in Heavy or Medium armour gains advantage.
Concealed - Weapon
A weapon with the Concealed property is smaller or looks mundane and can be hidden more easily. You gain advantage on Dex (Sleight of Hand) checks and Cha (Deception) checks when you are trying to hide your weapon.
Reach - Weapon
This weapon adds 5 feet to your reach when you attack with it.
Special: Butter-Side Up - Weapon
When one side of this knife is covered in butter and the owner's meal is interrupted, the user may chose to replace the standard weapon dice with a d12. This may be done a maximum of once per calendar month.
Special: The Bigger They Are... - Weapon
This weapon quadruples the number of weapon dice rolled against members of the Giant race. This action is always performed first when calculating the amount of dice to be rolled.
This effect can only be activated once per combat and only while performing a sneak or other advantage granting attack.
Thrust - Weapon
Your weapon is capable of making thrusting attacks as well as its intended purpose. This allows you to deal the damage of your attack in piercing instead of its original damage type.