Role: Rogue Elf Saboteur
Archetype: The Unhinged Henchman
Tagline: “You think you’re tough? I’ve been makin’ toys for centuries. Now it’s my turn to break some.”
Stats
- Accuracy (ACC): 3
- Athletics (ATH): 2
- Charisma (CHA): 1
- Defense (DEF): 2
- Intelligence (INT): 2
- Spying (SPY): 3
- Strength (STR): 0
Health Points (HP): 20
Traits
- Sneaky Little Pest: Weasel gains +2 SPY when sneaking or setting traps.
- Napoleon Complex: Gains +2 ACC against targets taller than him (which is almost everyone).
- Toymaker’s Malice: Can use holiday-themed weapons like deadly jack-in-the-boxes or exploding Christmas ornaments for unique attacks.
Cinematic Actions
- Deadly Present: Spend 2 AP to throw a booby-trapped gift. It explodes for 1d8 damage in a 10-foot radius.
- Tinsel Tripwire: Spend 1 AP to set a hidden trap that trips an enemy (roll SPY vs. DEF). Tripped enemies lose their next turn.
- Maniacal Tantrum: When reduced to half HP, Weasel flies into a rage, gaining +1 ACC and +1 STR but losing 1 DEF for the rest of the scene.
Quirks
- Speaks quickly, often ranting about Santa’s “unfair labor practices.”
- Constantly chews candy canes like cigars.
- Has a high-pitched laugh that becomes gratingly louder when he’s winning.
Equipment
- Candy Cane Shiv (+1 ACC, 1d6 damage, sharp and sticky).
- Exploding Ornaments (ranged, 1d8 damage, one-use).
- Naughty List Scroll (used to mock his enemies with "their worst traits," adding +1 CHA to intimidation rolls).