Weasel
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Weasel

Department Store Elf

Role: Rogue Elf Saboteur
Archetype: The Unhinged Henchman
Tagline: “You think you’re tough? I’ve been makin’ toys for centuries. Now it’s my turn to break some.”


Stats

  • Accuracy (ACC): 3
  • Athletics (ATH): 2
  • Charisma (CHA): 1
  • Defense (DEF): 2
  • Intelligence (INT): 2
  • Spying (SPY): 3
  • Strength (STR): 0

Health Points (HP): 20


Traits

  1. Sneaky Little Pest: Weasel gains +2 SPY when sneaking or setting traps.
  2. Napoleon Complex: Gains +2 ACC against targets taller than him (which is almost everyone).
  3. Toymaker’s Malice: Can use holiday-themed weapons like deadly jack-in-the-boxes or exploding Christmas ornaments for unique attacks.

Cinematic Actions

  1. Deadly Present: Spend 2 AP to throw a booby-trapped gift. It explodes for 1d8 damage in a 10-foot radius.
  2. Tinsel Tripwire: Spend 1 AP to set a hidden trap that trips an enemy (roll SPY vs. DEF). Tripped enemies lose their next turn.
  3. Maniacal Tantrum: When reduced to half HP, Weasel flies into a rage, gaining +1 ACC and +1 STR but losing 1 DEF for the rest of the scene.

Quirks

  • Speaks quickly, often ranting about Santa’s “unfair labor practices.”
  • Constantly chews candy canes like cigars.
  • Has a high-pitched laugh that becomes gratingly louder when he’s winning.

Equipment

  • Candy Cane Shiv (+1 ACC, 1d6 damage, sharp and sticky).
  • Exploding Ornaments (ranged, 1d8 damage, one-use).
  • Naughty List Scroll (used to mock his enemies with "their worst traits," adding +1 CHA to intimidation rolls).

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Title
Department Store Elf

Type
NPC

Gender
Male