The Cantankerous Crook is a popular and upscale tavern located in the Market Aisle of Bucktuck City, well known for their delicious food. While the tavern is much too expensive for daily patronage, many citizens of the city save for months to eat there on special occasions. They are well known for their house wine, the Ettinback Merlot.
History
In 989 IaC, Lambchop entered the tavern for lunch, ordering a full course of pheasant and sitting down at a couple's table while they were enjoying a private meal. After harassing the couple into leaving, Lambchop got into an "argument" with the tavern owner about putting their prize house wine into a large jug. He settled for buying 5 bottles of wine, and left the poor confused people in the tavern.