DATE: April 06, 2019
FROM: Unknown
TO: Unknown
RE: Bagger-288? Wtf??
Jim, you’ve been here for years now. You know logic doesn’t work the same here. You’re through the looking glass. You know that our communications can be monitored, right? This is a CYA warning to leave it be and stop talking about classified material through in-office communications so freely.
Link was blocked, send it to me later when I get home if you think it’s actually worth watching.
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DATE: April 06, 2019
FROM: James Talbot
TO: Colleen Johnson
Listen I know the Contemporary Offices does some brainwashing shit and hides a lot of our activities but how the FUCK do we have a FOURTEEN THOUSAND TONNE excavator underground that nobody notices? How do we keep all of it quiet? How does nobody notice, and how do some blue-collar construction workers not go home and say ‘Hey honey, yeah, you know just excavated about 100 tonnes of some mysterious black rock’ spilling it to the whole world?
Honestly, it feels like a liability and every day I work here I get really confused. I guess it’s not even the weirdest shit going on. Did you know there are rumours the Director isn’t even from this universe? Things are wild.
BTW when looking up the size of the thing I found this funny youtube video, check it out:
List of blocked items:
· Bagger 288! - YouTube