Dear bro Commaner Odon,
I hereby write you with regards to the freelance mission for the primary comms relay located on Yint.
We weren’t able to land on the objective and decided to land at site Alpha. The planet seem pretty normal, so there’s some life and trees and stuff. I tried to calm the locals we encountered, but sadly, they didn’t want to get drinks or party, and they seemed pretty hostile too. We did get one of em, but the other one got away. We got a nice spear.
Okay, so at the bridge, it was hella windy. Like, absolutely insane. So, we like the badasses we are, got over it super easily. But, these guys, you wouldn’t believe it, they still chased us. So crazy. We totally got a few of em, our medic has a mad aim. She cute too.
Anyway, I got shot again and our girl too, but this time we got some nice vests to catch most damage, so they were only scratches. The old guy is surprisingly good with tech and stuff, so he fixed that. There were a lot of hostile locals as well, seeing as they chased after us. Thankfully, they were mostly armed with spears, but some of them had guns too. We saw dozens of them coming after us. This might be good to know for others that want to visit Yint.
We got away with the help of Thac and WO-W3. We did this sick jump from the bridge and stuff, and he totally caught us.
Best regards,
Tanner Istrool.
PS.
Lady says: "YOU CAN TELL COMMANDER ODON, THAT HIS THREAT ASSESMENT CALCULATIONS COULD AS WELL BE MADE BY A twilek insult slang" -Aibos'none