Worldbuilding inc. Journal(?)
Bonjour! Once again I am in this weird not-canon-area. It feels like much time has been since I was last in non-canonical tales. Time for adventure! I was just doing, ehm... Job interviews? For the position of deities on Andatir which was quite the promotion. Mais, not for me for them. I was not told how to do it so I just had Bori read “job interviews for big idiots” and give questions. Anyway that was done and I stepped out into this non-canon place and right away a woman walked into me and splashed me with this brown fluid from her cup!
“How dare you! Do you even know who I am?” they yelled. I said no. She seemed upset and walked off.
Knowing how these things go I wandered to see what is what, ici. Then she bumped into me again! This time I said “Do you even know who I am?” but she seemed to try to one-up me and asked again if I knew who she was! Annoying is who! So I walked on and it happened again! And again!
It was a time loop! A very unstable one if I may say. It’s a boostrap not closed loop so naturally unstable, everyone knows this, non? Well this time I did statue impression and she got even more upset again and dragged me to a desk to complain. That got me sent where I need to be.
It is a big... How you say room with table? Mead hall? We are supposed to be
building a world. Ben... not again.