Act
I’m gonna walk into the tavern
They’re gonna tell all they know to me
We'll talk about the woman that can petrify
And all I gotta do is act unnaturally
Well I'll bet you it’s gonna be an easy task
Might get more from them, you can never tell
Just gotta blend in with this sailor mob
'Cause I can play this part so well
Well I hope we’ll find all we want in this inn
Then I know that you will plainly see
The greatest way to coerce everyone
And all I gotta do is act unnaturally
We'll make a scene with the bard that’s ignored
And acknowledging my excellence he’ll be
I'll play the part and I won't need rehearsing
All I have to do is act naturally
Well I'll bet you I'm gonna find what we want
He’ll tell me everything that he knows to tell
I hope he doesn’t overplay his big mouth
'Cause I can play the part so well
Well I hope you'll come and see me as a spider
Then I know that you will never see
The subtle creeper hiding with the crony
And all I gotta do is act nature-ally