Everybody's Trying
Well they took a bladder from a pig
Blew it up and hurled from the hip
Everybody's trying to win a medal
Everybody's trying to win a medal
Everybody's trying to win a medal, now
The following morning, riding a horse
So many competitors, beat by a minotaur
Everybody's trying to win a medal
Everybody's trying to win a medal
Everybody's trying to win a medal, now
Roll with punches, fighting fit
Bullbug’s this year’s number one hit
Everybody's trying to win a medal
Everybody's trying to win a medal
Everybody's trying to win a medal, now
More strings to the bow, standing proud,
Corinna wins and Calliope takes a bow
Everybody's trying to win a medal
Everybody's trying to win a medal
Everybody's trying to win a medal, now