Welcome, mateys, to Gullet Cove! It's an interesting town you've arrived in - interesting, and if you're not careful, pretty dangerous. So it's a good job you've met me first. I'm one of the few honest people you're likely to meet in these parts. Honest as the day is long, I am. Oh sure, I've been a pirate, but you won't find too many in Gullet Cove who haven't done a trip or two on the briny and come back richer with another person's gold. Just as you won't find many people who aren't... reluctant to pay the right tax to the authorities in these parts. There's a lot of tunnels around and about and all sorts of exciting things get brought up and sold on the markets. You can find just about anything in Gullet Cove if you know where to look... and you're careful about who sees you doing it, of course. This isn't an entirely lawless town... more's the pity. But the head of the Watch isn't a bad sort, really. she'll chase you down if you get violent, but, if things are kept quiet, chances are she'll turn a blind eye to a bit of light thievery. A town like Gullet Cove runs on crime... she understands that. Doesn't mean she's an easy touch, though... far from it. She's as tough as they come.
You've come to the right place if you're an animal with a bit of smarts about them, though. Lots of us here. There's work for a cat onboard a lot of ships keeping vermin under control - and there warehouses and other places which a smart dog can guard... some even pay you! Me, I'm sort of a... dog of all trades, I suppose you might say. I'm a friendly sort, and I can always find out what's going on. That's a handy skill in a town like Gullet Cove. I got paid very well for what I know, though, so this little introduction should, by all rights be costing you. But I'll let you off, given as how you're new.
Quick work of warning before I go, nothing to be frightened of. Well, nothing to be too frightened of, anyway, so long as you have a sword and don't mind using it from time to time. Watch out for the sewers. Something ugly brewing down there, some sort of turf war. Best to be wary. Oh, I know who's involved alright, but me telling you? That's valuable knowledge I'm afraid.
So, I'll bit you farewell. Should you need a little more guidance, you can find me at the Scratching Post. A fine old pub on the east side of town. My name is Colonel Algernon Finlay Rowanson. But you can call me the Colonel. Most people do. Go careful now, and enjoy the town!