- you bully-rooks with your buskin boots,
- you self-important cockalorum,
- you shrewd snollygoster,
- you daft pillock,
- you ninnyhammer,
- you fawning lickspittle,
- you error-prone mumpsimus,
- you underhanded pettifogger,
- you absentminded mooncalf,
- you quack saltimbanco,
- you pussillanimous blackguard,
AKA Lord Cucumber.
A pompous prick who thinks too much of himself.