“Goodness me! Did you see how many heads that thing had? Well, anyway, with that ghastly beastie appeased, we can finally move along with preparations for the wedding! Now, as I’m sure you’re aware, we are abysmally behind schedule, so I’ll be enlisting your help to get everything back on track! Everyone who’s wearing a shirt, roll up your sleeves and tie back your hair, because we have a wedding to plan! Oh, and I swear to the gods that if we run out of coffee, I will have somEONE’S HEAD ON A PIKE”
~Nencio Barthol, a Very Stressed Wedding Planner