Expedition 22B - Boots's Expectation

"Are you getting tired, cousin?

Can't keep up your tempo with the younger fellas?

Gait.

Correct gait.

That's the secret to long marches without breaking an iota of sweat!

Gait, and comfortable boots, of course.

Soft, but firm, soles.

Secured ankles.

Warm, but breathable.

Science, cousin!

Nothing compa–by my beard!

Oh my, it seems our cousin got himself in a bit of pickle!

Look at that horde!

Hoho, some good shares await us cousin!

Maybe something for you as well, Peach!"