The rantings of Bilbay the Eye
"Ay mates, hows the biz-niss goin' ?"
"That knighty mate of mine got us anuvver job, some wretched creepy estate up norf crammed wit hairies and such, said they might need a watchful eye or ear"
"Blimey, talk ab'aat mayhem, dese crew iz well hard, goes in tough and make makes plenty of blood, hairies falling right and left, sum o dem fallin asleep as der magiks works, bluddy mayhem dey woz, nevver seen so much carnage, fekkin brutal"
"And talk ab'aat crisping yer bridges, dese lot are fond of the old slash and burn, right nasty, nevver seen so much oil splashed ar'aand, pretty quick wid de old tinderbox is this lot"
"Not much moolah from this little trip, but could bring somefink better later, they sez they plan anuvver assault, so I might hand along and pick up a few coin, know wot I mean?"