I’ve peaked Bartholomew I’ve bloody peaked, do you get it?
No, no my lord what? What are you talking about?
Yes yes, you’re right I haven’t even peaked I’ve plateaued. Much lower and much much worse. I must reinvent myself Bartholomew, become a new man entirely.
Sir, sir your duties, your obligations.
Quite right Bartholomew entirely right, I can’t change myself with those around.
Well well, but Sir
You’re right Bartholomew that’s the problem with travelling, you go anywhere in the world and then as bad luck would have it, boom! There you are. You can't escape yourself. Nothing to be done.
Yes that’s right sir nothing to be done about it now let’s you get you off this balcony.
Well now that’s where you’re wrong Bartholomew! Nothing is beyond a man of my daring and innovations. Now the plan for my estate and your pension is under the desk. Tally ho!
Sir, sir put down the rock…Sir, Oh bother not again.