Zappo the Caster

Came out of the woods one day with a 'wand' made of the esophagus and larynx of an owlbear. While seemingly similar to a harmonica gun, Zappo insists that it's a wand and that he is a wizard. Slung several spells against the invading horde, poorly. Fled the country before the rest could realize he was cursed at birth... with terrible luck!