🟥 Profane Calendar of the Chaotic Pantheon
A calendar of upheaval, indulgence, suffering, and apocalypse
🌑 1. Deepwinter (January)
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Nine Lash Night (Pain) — Winter Solstice. Silent self-flagellation to cleanse corrupted souls.
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Mock Elections (All-Seeing Eye) — Public satire and subversive rites targeting oppressive rule.
❄️ 2. Snowmelt (February)
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Feast of the Womb (Burttah) — Held on or near the Spring Equinox. Celebrates fertility through grotesque rites of excess and intoxication.
🌱 3. Blossomtide (March)
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Croak Night (St. Toad) — First full moon with swamp fog; sacrifices and amphibian communion.
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Veil-Cutting Day (All-Seeing Eye) — Observed when secrets are exposed, timed to social upheaval.
🌧️ 4. Raincall (April)
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Day of the Coiled Tongue (Father Yg) — Rites of ambition and corruption; initiate cultists through poisoned oaths.
🌊 5. Greengrass (May)
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Fertile Rot (Otrogg) — Grain silos are offered to vermin; prayers whispered to avert blight or call it upon rivals.
🔆 6. Highsun (June)
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Revelation’s Eve (All-Seeing Eye) — Always observed the night before lawful festivals; aims to corrupt or overshadow public order.
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Moon of Blood (Sorcha) — New moon of spring/summer. Assassinations and blood rites are sanctioned.
🌩️ 7. Emberdeep (July)
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Wrath of the Rider (Baal) — Celebrated during drought or war; priests call down storms or plagues to punish order.
🛡️ 8. Goldleaf (August)
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Ascension of the Eye (All-Seeing Eye) — Autumn Equinox. “The Next Thing” begins; cult cells go active.
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Day of the Venom Coin (Father Yg) — Tithes taken in secrets and betrayals.
🍂 9. Harvestwane (September)
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Feast of the Hollow Smile (Samadi) — Closest full moon after harvest; morbid humor, mock funerals, and sacrificial theater.
📜 10. Emberfall (October)
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Tally of the Lost (Pain) — A day of introspection for those who have suffered deeply. Names of tormentors are whispered into mirrors.
🦌 11. Frostmoor (November)
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Hunt of Broken Things (Sorcha & Hyrn cult hybrids) — A rogue hunt where only the hunted may pray for mercy. Usually ends in blood.
🔥 12. Hearthwane (December)
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Wild Moon (Hyrn) — Full moon on the Winter Solstice; the Wild Hunt rides.
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The Unbinding (All-Seeing Eye) — Held on lunar eclipses; laws are rewritten or symbolically burned.
🌙 Floating & Variable Rites
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Eclipse Rites (K’Taulut, Pain, Corellon) — When moon or sun is obscured; arcane chaos and revelations dominate.
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First Spoiled Grain (Otrogg) — Whenever the season's first rot appears, a child may be “claimed” for the cult.
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Trial of the Mask (All-Seeing Eye) — Public or secret questioning of rulers or truths. Masks must be worn. Truths must be exposed.
🟥 Profane Calendar of the Chaotic Pantheon
Dark feasts, forbidden rites, and anarchic revelations
| Month | Festival / Unholy Day(s) |
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| 1. Deepwinter (January) | Nine Lash Night (Pain) – Winter Solstice self-flagellation for soul-cleansing. Mock Elections (All-Seeing Eye) – Satirical rebellion rites. |
| 2. Snowmelt (February) | Feast of the Womb (Burttah) – Grotesque celebration of excess and monstrous fertility. |
| 3. Blossomtide (March) | Croak Night (St. Toad) – Full moon swamp ritual invoking batrachian madness. Veil-Cutting Day (All-Seeing Eye) – Mass revelation & heresy. |
| 4. Raincall (April) | Day of the Coiled Tongue (Father Yg) – Initiation oaths sealed with venomous intent. |
| 5. Greengrass (May) | Fertile Rot (Otrogg) – Blighted offerings to secure—or sabotage—grain stores. |
| 6. Highsun (June) | Revelation’s Eve (All-Seeing Eye) – Shadow festivals held before lawful celebrations. Moon of Blood (Sorcha) – New moon assassination rites. |
| 7. Emberdeep (July) | Wrath of the Rider (Baal) – Droughts, war, and storms invoked as divine punishment. |
| 8. Goldleaf (August) | Ascension of the Eye (All-Seeing Eye) – Autumn Equinox; cult plans activate. Day of the Venom Coin (Father Yg) – Betrayals consecrated. |
| 9. Harvestwane (September) | Feast of the Hollow Smile (Samadi) – Satirical mock funerals and morbid revelry. |
| 10. Emberfall (October) | Tally of the Lost (Pain) – Names of tormentors whispered during mirror rites. |
| 11. Frostmoor (November) | Hunt of Broken Things (Sorcha, hybrid rites) – A feral hunt with no mercy. |
| 12. Hearthwane (December) | Wild Moon (Hyrn) – Wild Hunt roams beneath full winter moon. The Unbinding (All-Seeing Eye) – Eclipses used to erase old laws. |
🌘 Variable & Floating Rites
| Holy Day | Description |
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| Eclipse Rites (K’Taulut, Pain) | Dreams and disasters reign; void cults grow bold. |
| First Spoiled Grain (Otrogg) | Marks a new plague season; child “sacrifices” may be demanded. |
| Trial of the Mask (All-Seeing Eye) | Masks worn to speak taboo truths; rulers are judged and secrets unearthed. |