John from Leftbridge writes:
Hey, so I saw the new logo and honestly looking snazzy. Very minimal. I dig it. One thing... why is it pink and green? Isn't it a pizza? When someone says slice I think pizza. I guess it kinda looks like a watermelon but I don't think it really works. I'd consider changing that. Anyway, love the newsbites. Keep it up!
Jude Bragshaw, Editor in Chief:
You say you're a long-time fan? Well, no fan of ours would be so idiotic as to think that our glorious watermelon is anything but. A pizza slice? Greasy filth you put in your body? NO! That's the other so-called "news" outlets. Garbage for your rotting brain to keep the masses placid and obedient. The watermelon is a delicious, natural snack that all can enjoy. 92% water. Hydration. Healthy. Good for the body, good for the mind! Same with our daily bites of news and stories for enriching yourselves.
Pizza! You're a moron. I bet you go to some coffee shop with doodads on the wall and baristas with nose rings and dyed hair, sit in the corner, and type away on your laptop "writing a novel" but we all know its drivel that will never be done. You're an idiot and I bet your mother is an idiot for birthing someone as STUPID as you. Do me a favor and go back to reading whatever nonsense hero worship paper you came from. Clearly ours is too much for you.
Moron.