| 1 | You compulsively start including fey vocabulary into your regular speech. |
| 2 | You change race. |
| 3 | You are haunted by the voice of the last person you killed. |
| 4 | You believe you are the king/queen of a faraway kingdom and you need to produce an heir. |
| 5 | You believe your imaginary friend is real and standing next to you. |
| 6 | You believe you and your party are a band of goblins on a mission to take over the world. |
| 7 | You turn into the most beautiful person in the world, and you can't stop showing it to everyone. |
| 8 | You believe your knees have fused together. |
| 9 | You can only speak in song or rhyme. |
| 10 | You believe you can hear the trees talk, and they want to murder you. |