BATTLE BITCHES!!! Starting at the top of the round! Remember we have 8 of 10 men left actually standing (2 are quite hurt from Vikta and Ember’s surprise attack). Also there is a BEAR.
“Get ready, get toasted” -Cory when we started discussing our group slogan.
Top of the round lets kill some people!!
Yoszu gives the Animals free range--anything that is not an ally they may kill at will.
At the church:
Swarm (4 Bandits): Approaches Ember and attacks--they fail miserably. Causing them to all clash their swords together.
Ranger Bandit: Attacks Ember as well! Ember pulls a Sasuke and just shifts her head to the side as the arrow flies past.
Yozsu: Sees the Bear with a red bandana and sees tweedledum and tweedledee waiting for their party members. Yozsu sees their horror at what has happened. Yozsu grins and does a surprise attacks the female ranger, grappling her and biting her. The leader is shocked and horrified. The bear also is shocked. 22pts of necrotic damage--before she can beg for help as the youth is drained from her. The woman withers in Yozsu’s arms dying.
Anika: Hears it, looks out a window and is like, Huh neat.
“She looks like a bad grape! What are they called raisins!”-Ember seeing it as well through a window.
“The Flame Hearts--we have no chill.”-Steph
“I’m here to take names and kill bitches.” -Az/Yozsu
Leader of Ruffians: Sicks the bear on Yozsu like a bitch
Bear: Bites Yozsu hard on the shoulder. The bear Gags on Yozsu’s Rebuke. He goes again for an attack. He hits again, and Yozsu’s rebuke hits again!
Mini Swarm: Attacks Dunal, Ember gets a Op Attk on them. They keep going for Dunal! The first Orc with anger frothing mouth and red faced goes for a swing, get cracked in the head by ember--and then falls as he tries to swing again. The second trips over him.
Ruffian Leader: Moves to attack Yozsu, the man falls down and is so angry. “You little shit! You think you’re cute!” in regards to Yozsu’s “Am I supposed to be impressed?”
Dunal: Goes to inflict wounds on the Orc Bros. He fails. XD
Kenji: Sees Yozsu’s conflict. He decides to shoot through the stained window. He misses but he shot the glass. He narrowly misses Yozsu. Then he runs to get closer for a better shot taking an Op Attk from the ranger. Kenji does the disapproving dad look. The man tries to hit Kenji and misses horridly.
Ember: I’m going for the goliath--and making an example outta him. Activate: Second personality aka Ryza. Lights her fists on fire and starts swinging! Doing: 24dmg and Fire Damage. He DIES. Dear lord this woman can kill with her fists! She intimidates the humans with her efforts.
Vikta:Vikta strikes the Ruffian leader doing a little damage. Then misty steps to the Elf ranger. “Hello Deary.”
Swarm (4): Attacks Ember, her eyes have gone gold--she looks more mean and psychotic. They attack to disable.
Bear: Yozsu was attacked by the bear.
Yozsu: Casts cure wounds on herself. Healing a bit. Then Casts Sanctuary.
Ranger Boi: Attacks Anika (Vikta). He hits her with a dagger. Stay back! He shouts, Grannie grins, “You’re going to regret that.” She rebuked him with Hellish Rebuke making him drop his dagger. “Told you so.”
Orcs: Attack Dunal… clash off on the shield.
Ruffian Leader: Attacks Yozsu.
Dunal: Runs to Ember getting Op Attk via Orcs. They miss again. He heals Ember and casts Sanctuary on her. (So cuuuuute).
Kenji: Witnessing Yozsu’s struggle. Kenji sneaks outside to backstab the Ruffian Leader. Brutal. Running him through the torso. He looks HORRIFIED as he screams out.
Ember: Her boy band, her bitch brigade, her harem… “So which one of you fucking twits decided to stab me” “All of us?” “What the Fuck are you doing man?!” She crits and hits with her attacks. She cracks her knuckles, throat checking one, elbowing another, and spinning roundhouse kick. Only one remains. “Oh look at you, you lived! I think you should take that as a sign from god today!” “Boys? Boys?” He panics. She smiles, “I’m only giving one mercy a day.”
Vikta: Offers him a deal, and harms her ranger enemy. He kicks his weapons away.
Bear: Sees Kenji come out and stab his owner. And looks super piiiised. Attacks Yozsu. Bear runs to attack Kenji. Yozsu attacks him with her tail flail. Doing some good damage. The bear attacks Kenji doing 12pts of damage.
Yozsu: Attacks in an area of effect… oooh boy. SHATTER. Oooooof thunder damage is so baaad. Bear dies on top of Kenji, but he manages to roll away from it and not get squiiiished. The Leader is piiiiiiised.
“I’ll boop him on his bumper”-Stan
Ranger Boi: He is going to ask, “Can-Can I go.” Anika tells him to stay and asks for info--and ah well she learns that they were hired.
Leader: attacks Yozsu angrily. knocking her down a lot.
Dunal: Rolls ANOTHER 1. Dear lord.
Kenji: Pulls out his Flintlock, and shoots for his face… its gone now.
Ember: Tries to tell the man to stand down asking who sent them. (Thought) Ember attacks the orcs to take them down. She CRITS AGAIN. She takes them doooown into unconsciousness. Her eyes are back to blue again slowly… but the gold comes and goes in victory.
Anika: *claps at Ember’s antics* “What’s your name?” “Sound off who’s alive?”
Luke is the young man elf, Brian is the human. Joseph hired them… Grannie lets them go, Kenji and Yozsu robs them. Kenji took a swiiig of the wine skin--baaaad idea. XD And Asks about the Key--caravan… a week or two back wagons parked outside one of our old spots...There are more red brands there… the man hesitates.. The caravan is outside of city in the farming area to the west. There’s a hut.
Patrons did not LIKE Anika and Yozsu’s mercy...She can feel the arcane pressure as it weighs her down. In her mind she hears, whispering “They must die.” Falls to her knees after she makes a crater behind them.
Rest of the party is shocked. A few notice… She says, I’m not sure you’d understand cracks her neck and gets back to work.
Ember toasts the remains of the ruffians, after piling them.Party takes to the ship to rest.
The pets have moved Chewy and Leo have a stare down.
“That chest, it bothers me…”-Leo says.
Grannie goes to the mess hall to think hard on her life.
Kenji goes to an empty room to sleep.
Ember regales Leo with the tale of the battle.
Dunal wants to give the church an actual god to believe in, to bless the Altar.
Yozsu is resting--possibly confronting grannie.