Beverages
Wine List
House Merlot
A house-made red wine with a taste that is cloying and smokey.
Bottle price: 3 sp, 6 cp
Glass price: 1 sp, 2 cp
Brave Trumpet Shiraz
A poorly made red wine that is described as toasty and full.
Bottle price: 3 sp, 1 cp
Glass price: 1 sp
House Cabernet Sauvignon
A house-made red wine with a bouquet that is bitter and leathery.
Bottle price: 3 sp, 9 cp
Glass price: 1 sp, 3 cp
Cloth Crowbar Cabernet Sauvignon
A poorly made red wine with a bouquet that is mellow and tart.
Bottle price: 2 sp, 5 cp
Glass price: 8 cp
Lagers & Ales
House Ale
4.05% ABV
A house-brewed amber honey ale. Described as a bitter honey ale with a pleasant finish.
Gallon price: 8 cp
Pint price: 1 cp
Smallest Morningstar Hard Cider
5.05% ABV
A locally brewed light amber cider. Described as a sour cider with a bitter finish.
Gallon price: 9 cp
Pint price: 1 cp
Excited Scabbard Pilsner
5.09% ABV
A microbrewed medium brown pilsner. Described as a dry pilsner with a pleasant finish.
Gallon price: 1 sp
Pint price: 2 cp
Lonely Net Fruit Ale
4.45% ABV
A microbrewed light amber fruit ale. Described as a full-bodied fruit ale with a rich finish.
Gallon price: 1 sp, 3 cp
Pint price: 2 cp
Liquors
Sleeping Trombone Vodka
A locally produced rye vodka.
Bottle price: 4 sp, 4 cp
Shot price: 7 cp
Horse and Heart Rum
A poorly made honey rum.
Bottle price: 1 sp, 8 cp
Shot price: 3 cp
Cowardly Frog Vodka
A bottom-shelf sorghum vodka.
Bottle price: 9 cp
Shot price: 1 cp
Frightening Hourglass Whiskey
A locally produced rye whiskey.
Bottle price: 4 sp, 6 cp
Shot price: 7 cp