The Throne Room

Beverages

Wine List

House Gewürztraminer
A house-made white wine with a taste that is dirty and sweet.
Bottle price: 2 gp
Glass price: 6 sp, 9 cp

House Cabernet Sauvignon
A house-made red wine that is described as cloying and dirty.
Bottle price: 1 gp, 7 sp
Glass price: 5 sp, 7 cp

Tangled Dove Riesling
A poorly made white wine with flavors that are full and bitter.
Bottle price: 1 gp, 2 sp
Glass price: 4 sp, 1 cp

Charming Succubus Merlot
A poorly made red wine with a bouquet that is spicy and dirty.
Bottle price: 1 gp, 3 sp
Glass price: 4 sp, 3 cp

Lagers & Ales

Hoppy Cockatrice Lager
2.73% ABV
A poorly brewed light amber lager. Described as a sweet lager with a sweet finish.
Gallon price: 3 sp, 9 cp
Pint price: 7 cp

House Malt
4.14% ABV
A house-brewed copper-colored malt. Described as a spicy malt with a rough finish.
Gallon price: 4 sp, 6 cp
Pint price: 9 cp

House Stout
4.77% ABV
A house-brewed dark amber stout. Described as a spicy stout with notes of chocolate and a pleasant finish.
Gallon price: 5 sp, 6 cp
Pint price: 1 sp, 1 cp

Hawk and Flower Hard Cider
5.05% ABV
A locally brewed light brown cider. Described as a mild cider with a sour finish.
Gallon price: 4 sp, 8 cp
Pint price: 9 cp

Liquors

Devilish Ape Vodka
A poorly made corn vodka.
Bottle price: 7 sp, 6 cp
Shot price: 1 sp, 2 cp

Goat and Whale Vodka
A poorly made rye vodka.
Bottle price: 7 sp, 6 cp
Shot price: 1 sp, 2 cp

Stuffy Bat Whiskey
A bottom-shelf rye whiskey.
Bottle price: 5 sp, 7 cp
Shot price: 9 cp

Forged Head Gin
A poorly made gin.
Bottle price: 8 sp, 1 cp
Shot price: 1 sp, 3 cp

Food Menu

Starters

Deep-Fried Potato Wedges
Potato wedges fried in cottonseed oil. Served with a spicy red sauce.
8 cp

Crammed Potato Skins
A platter of potato skins crammed with a mixture of meat and potato.
1 sp

Cheese Platter
A plate of mozzerella cheese with crackers.
4 cp

Soups & Salads

Chicken Stew
A tasty stew with bits of chicken and cubed potatoes.
6 cp

Romaine Salad
Leaves of romaine tossed with green peppers.
7 cp

Entrees

Roasted Lamb
Roasted bits of lamb served over pasta.
1 sp, 2 cp

Baked Sausage
Baked chunks of sausage served over quinoa.
1 sp

Grilled Rabbit
Grilled rabbit alongside rice.
1 sp, 1 cp

Roasted Rabbit
Roasted cubes of rabbit on a bed of bread.
1 sp, 1 cp