The Harlequin's Cellar

Beverages

Wine List

Energetic Jug Gewürztraminer
A locally produced white wine that is described as oaky and vibrant.
Bottle price: 3 gp, 7 sp
Glass price: 1 gp, 2 sp

Yawning Sledge Shiraz
A famous vintage of red wine with a taste that is mellow, sweet, and spicy.
Bottle price: 14 gp, 4 sp
Glass price: 4 gp, 8 sp

Charming Rapier Cabernet Sauvignon
A finely made red wine that is described as soft and lean.
Bottle price: 9 gp, 3 sp
Glass price: 3 gp, 1 sp

Mossy Pudding Pinot Noir
A famous vintage of red wine with a bouquet that is deep, dry, and sweet.
Bottle price: 14 gp, 4 sp
Glass price: 4 gp, 8 sp

Lagers & Ales

House Hard Cider
4.77% ABV
A house-brewed amber cider. Described as a nutty cider with a pleasant finish.
Gallon price: 7 sp
Pint price: 1 sp, 4 cp

Tooth and Stirge Stout
7.68% ABV
A locally brewed blackish stout. Described as a nutty stout with a strong flavor of barley and a sour finish.
Gallon price: 7 sp, 2 cp
Pint price: 1 sp, 4 cp

Radiant Totem Lager
5.18% ABV
A microbrewed amber lager. Described as a pleasantly bitter lager with a creamy finish.
Gallon price: 6 sp, 5 cp
Pint price: 1 sp, 3 cp

Horrific Panther Lager
6.05% ABV
A locally brewed light amber lager. Described as a spicy lager with a sweet finish.
Gallon price: 7 sp, 7 cp
Pint price: 1 sp, 5 cp

Maimed Pike Ale
7.45% ABV
An imported medium brown cream ale. Described as a crisp cream ale with a touch of vanilla and a pleasant finish.
Gallon price: 8 sp, 8 cp
Pint price: 1 sp, 7 cp

Ruby Tail Fruit Ale
6.82% ABV
An imported reddish fruit ale. Described as a full-bodied fruit ale with a rich finish.
Gallon price: 8 sp, 3 cp
Pint price: 1 sp, 6 cp

Liquors

Tranquil Sprite Vodka
An imported molasses vodka.
Bottle price: 5 gp, 2 sp
Shot price: 8 sp, 8 cp

House Brandy
A house-made apple brandy.
Bottle price: 3 gp, 5 sp
Shot price: 5 sp, 8 cp

Steel Basket Gin
An imported gin.
Bottle price: 5 gp, 3 sp
Shot price: 8 sp, 8 cp

Grappled Melon Rum
A poorly made honey rum.
Bottle price: 3 gp
Shot price: 5 sp

Holy Turtle Vodka
An imported rice vodka.
Bottle price: 5 gp, 2 sp
Shot price: 8 sp, 8 cp

Sour Dwarf Whiskey
A poorly made barley whiskey.
Bottle price: 3 gp
Shot price: 5 sp

Food Menu

Starters

Deep-Fried Sweet Potato Wedges
Sweet potato wedges fried in sunflower oil. Served with a spicy red sauce.
7 sp, 7 cp

Deep-Fried Chicken Strips
Chicken strips fried in peanut oil. Served with a creamy sauce.
8 sp, 2 cp

Deep-Fried Slices of Red Beet
Slices of red beets fried in cottonseed oil. Served with a spicy red sauce.
7 sp, 1 cp

Bursting Baby Artichokes
A platter of baby artichokes bursting with a medley of bacon and onion.
9 sp, 4 cp

Soups & Salads

Ham Chowder
A savory chowder with bits of ham, barley, peppers, and turnips.
6 sp, 6 cp

Venison Chowder
A savory chowder with small chunks of venison, rice, and peppers.
6 sp, 8 cp

Braised Ham and Romaine Salad
Leaves of romaine tossed with tomatoes. Topped with braised ham.
6 sp, 5 cp

Red Lettuce Salad
Leaves of red lettuce coated in a balsamic herb dressing and tossed with green peppers.
6 sp, 6 cp

Entrees

Pan-fried Turkey
Pan-fried cubes of turkey in a vodka sauce served with pasta and a helping of red beans.
1 gp, 3 sp

Pan-fried Steak
Pan-fried strips of steak in garlic sauce served over bread with a side of red peppers and broccoli.
1 gp, 3 sp

Grilled Venison
Grilled venison in red sauce served with bread and black beans and caramelized onions.
1 gp, 3 sp

Herb-crusted Venison
Herb-crusted venison in red sauce alongside mashed potatoes with a side of kale.
1 gp, 3 sp

Braised Duck
Braised chunks of duck in a thick gravy alongside bread and a helping of green beans.
1 gp, 3 sp