Beverages
Wine List
House Pinot Noir
A house-made red wine with a taste that is cloying and full.
Bottle price: 1 gp, 9 sp
Glass price: 6 sp, 4 cp
Stumbling Pear Gewürztraminer
A finely made white wine with a bouquet that is vibrant and dry.
Bottle price: 10 gp, 9 sp
Glass price: 3 gp, 6 sp
Anxious Mammoth Shiraz
A poorly made red wine that is described as tart and full.
Bottle price: 1 gp, 1 sp
Glass price: 3 sp, 7 cp
Concussive Golem Riesling
An imported white wine with flavors that are deep and lean.
Bottle price: 6 gp, 7 sp
Glass price: 2 gp, 2 sp
Lagers & Ales
Impatient Pixie Ale
3% ABV
A poorly brewed amber golden ale. Described as a bitter golden ale with a sour finish.
Gallon price: 2 sp, 8 cp
Pint price: 5 cp
Electric Square Stout
6.23% ABV
A locally brewed blackish stout. Described as a sweet stout with a pleasant finish.
Gallon price: 6 sp, 2 cp
Pint price: 1 sp, 2 cp
House Stout
4.95% ABV
A house-brewed dark brown stout. Described as a pleasantly bitter stout with a creamy finish.
Gallon price: 5 sp, 5 cp
Pint price: 1 sp, 1 cp
House Stout
5.23% ABV
A house-brewed blackish stout. Described as a refreshing stout with a hint of barley and a creamy finish.
Gallon price: 5 sp, 7 cp
Pint price: 1 sp, 1 cp
Liquors
Wooden Genie Rum
A poorly made molasses rum.
Bottle price: 9 sp
Shot price: 1 sp, 5 cp
Brave Yak Gin
A bottom-shelf gin.
Bottle price: 5 sp, 2 cp
Shot price: 8 cp
Pink Mammoth Vodka
A locally produced molasses vodka.
Bottle price: 2 gp, 2 sp
Shot price: 3 sp, 7 cp
Crimson Remorhaz Vodka
A poorly made rice vodka.
Bottle price: 7 sp, 6 cp
Shot price: 1 sp, 2 cp