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gay

She is deaf.

She is very cynical.

She is slightly lazy.

She has story about her god for every occasion.

Her staff doubles as a guide staff

She has a pet cayman, Henry, as a service animal

Has a shitty gf who's a manipulator, hey mama's lesbian, and doesn't share her values