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How are y'all holdin’ up out there Pillarians? Valentine's In the studio with me tonight, and as usual, you'll have to take my word for it. It's midnight again, and here's another Twelve Cece Dose of News.Jovangellian media sources report that the Jovangellian military spearheaded the terrorist bomb of Taizhil. Imperial outlets have reported Imperial posturing, with claims that the nuclear weapons that decimated the civilian population center of Taizhil were intended to target military assets. There has been no evidence to corroborate the existence of military assets. However, it represents a prominent manufacturing hub in the peninsula.
There has been a confirmed sighting of the creature known as the Crawling Calamity. It has been confirmed that she has taken up residence in the more irradiated portions of Taizhil. It is unknown when the 10-ton lizard made her home in the wreckage. It has been reported that citizens in the surrounding area are on edge due to her appearance.
Doctors Beyond Stars is ahead of schedule in developing an anti-radiation device. Sources confirmed that it is modeled after a device that was recovered by local freedom fighters in the aftermath of the bombing of Taizhil.
That's your news. Now, let me give you some bonus content. Have you heard about the Heard? If you have not, then here's the word. A JVG squad that calls itself the Heard claimed responsibility for the terrorist attack on Taizhil. As I mentioned in the news report, they earned themselves a ticker tape parade in their honor. Apparently, the destruction of homes & civilian infrastructure, on top of the collateral death of thousands, warrants a JVG celebration. From where I sit, that's not a feat to be celebrated. But, to each their own.
If you're like me you might have considered a little payback is in order, but if you're also like me, you think targeting civvies ain’t for decent folk. Here's a small bit of potential reparation. I hear the JVG military has so much shiny new equipment that some might be fixing to fall right off the back of their transports. Right, unfortunate. The neighborly thing would be to snag it before it gets dinged up too bad. A little tip for any good samaritans out there listening who might want to find themselves in the right place at the right time.
Let's get back to the music. Thank all of y’all out there fighting the good fight, bending your backs to make our Taizhil refugees at home, and otherwise contributing to the betterment of this here community of ours. When we get back from the commercial break, this one for you.
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