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06. Het Lot van Lancelot

December 18, 2022

The hags Bella, Ophelia and Morgantha surprised us by showing up at our own camp! They hissed we'd need to be taught a lesson. Our heroes fought with vigor and determination against the hags, using any and all tools at their disposal. Yet one by one, they were overcome with fear, paralysis and unconsciousness.Narmo used the combat as an opportunity to learn the horrible truth of Old Bonegrinder: a pair of cut open children lie motionless in the windmill, seemingly fresh corpses. We were too late.

All hope shattered when, with fading vision and horrified looks, the party saw Bella lean down towards her knocked romantic interest Kevdormu. "This should teach you not to destroy our windmill", she says. Bella gives a gentle kiss, lays her clawed hand on Kevdormu's neck and lacerates his throat with one violent slash. Gurgling, Kevdormu fades into eternal dankness. o_o7

Darkness. Swirls of void. Walking into dimly lit webbed caverns. An endlessly outstretched web. A massive spiderlike entity named Drizlash speaks to Kevdormu. It says his time is not up yet, and soon the dragonborn finds himself darkly fogged up and returned to his mortal shell. Darn it, why didn't he get the spoderussy. Wait, he.. did? He blinks. Everyone is staring at him. "What, it's like I've got something on my forehead". He did. He had a third eye moving independently. Lucky for him Narmo had the perfect eyepatch.

After this, the party cut their losses and made their way to Vallaki.

Vallaki is a strange place. This is what we know of it:

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