Have you encountered any game breaking glitches recently that magically solved themself days later? Do you support your local government and splicer? Do you want good incentive for loot that also benefits the very world you live and breath in?
Look no further, for the Deep Mob Learning initiative has begun!
With this new program, you (the reader) has the chance to expel captures bugs in the simulation with a promised payout from your higher ups!
This culling comes in the form of trials. We capture glitches in mass quantities, meaning we will often capture any mobs around the glitch when we act. This leads to your trials to be an amalgamation of the glitch in question, and dozens of accidentally captured mobs at the same time! (It’ll be fiiiine!)
To begin a trial, you must charge a key with plenty of data from those same mobs. Let’s say we have an available oceanic glitch to cull, then you must first collect some data from innocent guardians and fish to charge your key! The guardians don’t feel true pain, do not worry.
When you enact your trial, be sure to have plenty of space in all directions. If you don’t theres plenty of indicators to tell you to keep working at it (in the form of harmless fire!). The suggested size is at least 15 blocks in all directions around the keystone.
When you successfully remove a glitch from our lovely home, you will be rewarded with our brand new alloy: Matrix crystals. These crystals are capable of being molded into a set of armor, which can be charged with the same data from the trial keys! This leads to a wide assortment of abilities that make you act like the very mob you killed. (Please use this experimental idea properly).
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