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Doctor LaRoy Bopp

This character is dead.
Historical Figure
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Doctor LaRoy Bopp was a preeminent musician in the latter 20th century, most known for his contributions to the genres of Jazz, Smooth Jazz, Hard Jazz, Rough Jazz, Wet Jazz, Aftercare Jazz, Jazz Grit, Fuck Jams, and Funk. 

Career

Bopp was a co-frontman for Hop-n-Bopp alongside Hopson "Hop" Benson.

Claimed Educational Credentials

Bopp has made various claims to educational credentials throughout his career and ensuing court proceedings.

  • Doctorate, Boogie (Harvard University)[Citation Needed]
  • Doctorate, Boppin' (Harvard University)[Citation Needed]
  • Doctorate, Gynecology (University of Eatin' Pussy[Citation Needed])[Citation Needed]
  • Doctorate, Boogie-Boppin' (Harvard University)[Citation Needed]
  • Bachelors, Nautical Archaeology (Texas A&M University)

Legal Troubles

Bopp was a defendant against class-action proceedings regarding dubious medical claims in the VHS series, Hoppin', Boppin' & Never Stoppin': How Jazzercise Can Instantly Cure Your Cancer and Make You Live Forever - Seriously!. He was charged for contempt of court for frequent interruptions. 

Personal Beliefs

Bopp claimed to have not consumed food for the last 40 years of his life, subsisting only on "Pussy Juice." Shockingly, this was verified by multiple doctors hired by the production studio for Juice Man: The Doctor LaRoy Bopp Story, a 2019 feature biopic. 

Death

Bopp passed away in 2020. Inexplicably, he had a Medical Examiner on his personal staff, who conducted the autopsy. The cause of death was ruled "Excess of Vaginal Fluids in Digestive Tract."