1. Abilities

Engricization

Engricization is the process of making a body of English text look as if it were not written by a native speaker.

In the latter years of the United States of America, declining profits led to cost-cutting measures so ubiquitous across the economy that Americans learned never to trust locally manufactured goods. Labeling and documentation that appeared to be written by a native speaker was seen as a sure sign of dangerously poor quality. Local manufacturers took various means to mimic superior foreign goods: they added errors to their text, hired incompetent translators, or passed the original text through multiple iterations of machine translation to organically mangle it.

In a cruel twist of fate, it was Americans who put peepee in your Coke all along!

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