"That's not old piss - I just cleaned my bathroom with Piss Fresh!"
Piss Fresh is a marketing investment firm with a cleaning product-themed strategy. The company does not manufacture actual products, the only units ever made having been the original batch sent to federal inspectors for approval. The company is aware of the unappealing nature of the product, and counts on no one ever buying it. All of its commercials depict people pretending to have used it to hide the fact that they haven't cleaned up the old piss in their bathroom. Despite having never sold a single unit, the company consistently boasts a 30%+ market share. The company keeps getting new investors, so... what could go wrong?