Jesus F. Christ is a character in the Marble Hero's [sic] universe. He was based on a messiah from a major religion, but that is small potatoes compared to the box office draw.
Christ is literally imbued with the power of God Himself. He can perform miracles such as punching people through walls.
Christ is best known for his incredible resilience, most notably in Marble Hero's [sic] Reborn: Epic Incarnation when he was teleported back approximately to Roman Times and a half BC. Falling afoul of the local governor, Pancho Pipo, he is sentenced to a brutal form of execution unique to the Romans. He is nailed to a cross, which is then nailed to a wall, and then the executioner punches him through the very wall that he is by proxy nailed to. But at the last nano-moment, Christ contracts his incredible abs to tear the wall apart himself, propelling himself through it to safety, avoiding the deadly punch that threatened to send him flying through the wall. He then easily just tears apart the wall, like oh all those scenes right before just don't matter now I guess, I mean it's the same wall, but anyway, I think he punches the bad guy through the wall, but not the kind where they do it back and forth the whole battle, but a finale style where it finally kills them. So yeah that's Christ
Memorable Quotes
- "Cast not blame upon they whomstest punch thee through walls... for they are the wicked--" (*punches a guy through a wall) "-- and shall be punched* throughest* a thousand times* more walls in the kingdom* come!" (Punches guy back through wall after he got up and ran back through the hole he got punched through)
- "Punch not thee for whomst thou throughest a wall came unto thy punch forstwith... ah, fuck this fuckin' shit!" (Punches a bunch of guys through walls)
- "I am the son of God. With a pinky-only fist I could punch the whole earth through a wall so big it is bigger than the earth, a really really big wall. I could punch it all the way through it. Deadass."
- "I am the Way and the Truth and the Life. But you're in my Way. And the Truth is, I don't like it. So your Life is in danger. Now I'm gonna count to five with my fingers here, the same amount of time it takes to make a fist. And what I do with that fist... well, you're really not gonna like it, kiddo."