Axxl Bender is a Turbobese (Rename) racer, B-A Powerlifter, protein supplement marketer, and gearhead. You can find him at the gym, ensuring maximum protein intake. Or if he's not there, he'll be at the garage, on the lift under the slightly bigger lift holding a vehicle up, ensuring maximum protein intake. But if he's not in either of those places, he's long gone - catch up to him at the local Baricycle circuit, where he'll be burning rubber and ensuring maximum protein intake. Do you want to ensure maximum protein intake? He wants me to have you contact him directly because he has a referral code he wants you to use.

Axxl has the greatest muscle-to-fat ratio in the circuit roster, and as a result is exceptional at maintaining stability and quickly changing direction. But Baricycles are designed for less dense people, so he lacks some of the natural advantages other pilots have in speed and braking.

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