Pizza Pete makes the best pizzas in all of Absalom! He's been running Pizza Pete's Patisserie for decades now, attracting nobility and commoners alike to taste the magic he can make in his classic brick oven. Brusque and energetic, he does little to separate his thoughts from his mouth. You're gonna know what he thinks of you. He proudly boasts that his grandmother was romantically entangled with a Yhohm, causing his son's divine ascendance, a claim that his wife Vittoria often rolls her eyes at.
Endlessly proud of the trade empire his son Bob has created, he'll tell anyone that'll listen that "That kid's got moxie!"