On an unassuming street in an unassuming neighborhood, there sits an unassuming house. From the outside, it might be assumed that this beige colonial home is like all the others on the street, and that's an easy mistake to make. It's hard to imagine that the Vinewoods would have chosen an entirely white and sterile interior for the home they would raise their children in, but that is exactly what they've done. Strange as that might be, it's made worse by the locked cellar door and the muffled noises that can be heard drifting up through the floorboards on weekdays and nights. The family members who reside in the house are Mr. Vinewood, Mrs. Vinewood, Richard Vinewood, Zinnia Vinewood, and occasionally Becky Vinewood... at least when she's back from college.

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