1st level enchantment
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: 30ft
Components: v
Duration: Concentration up to 1 minute.
You start a sentence that seems like it will lead into peddling, advertising, or otherwise something that very few people would have any interest in ("But first, a word from our sponsor..."). They must make a Wisdom saving throw otherwise they tune out anything you say until you dismiss the spell. Dismissal costs no action.
Higher level casting: The duration increases by 1 minute per level cast above 1st.
Word count: 79