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Role: Animated Nutcracker Soldier
Archetype: The Evil Guards 
Tagline: “I’ll crack you if you’re not careful.”


Stats

  • Accuracy (ACC): 4
  • Athletics (ATH): 3
  • Charisma (CHA): 1
  • Defense (DEF): 5
  • Intelligence (INT): 2
  • Spying (SPY): 0
  • Strength (STR): 4

Health Points (HP): 28


Traits

  1. Wooden Resilience: Immune to being charmed or manipulated by CHA-based actions; can shrug off most psychological attacks.
  2. Unyielding Stance: Gains +2 DEF against melee attacks and +1 against ranged attacks due to its wooden body’s durability.
  3. Nutcracker’s Wrath: When an enemy is within melee range, the Nutcracker Soldier’s attack gains +2 ACC and +1 damage on the first strike of the combat.

Cinematic Actions

  1. Serrated Nutcracker Bite: Spend 2 AP to use the Nutcracker Soldier’s mouth (large wooden teeth) to deliver a devastating bite attack, dealing 2d6 damage and possibly disarming the target (roll STR vs. DEF).
  2. Guard’s March: Spend 1 AP to charge an enemy, knocking them back 10 feet and dealing 1d8 damage as they crash into obstacles.
  3. Cracking Barricade: Spend 3 AP to slam into a target or barrier with overwhelming force, dealing 3d6 damage and breaking through weaker obstacles (roll STR vs. DEF to break through).

Quirks

  • Speaks only in rigid, military-style orders, often reciting “I serve Christmas!” in monotone.
  • The cracks in its wooden body make creepy creaking noises when it moves.
  • Always maintains a stiff, mechanical posture and never speaks unless absolutely necessary.
  • Has a love for candy, and sometimes lingers around sweets with its sharp wooden jaw twitching in anticipation.

Equipment

  • Giant Wooden Sword (+2 ACC, 2d6 damage, can be used for disarming attacks).
  • Iron-Plated Chest (provides +2 DEF against ranged attacks).
  • Christmas Ornament Grenades (one-use; 1d8 damage in a 5-foot radius).