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  1. Characters

Jingle

Elf
Played by Jean Claude Van Damme

Role: Rogue Elf Martial Artist
Archetype: The Deadly Acrobat
Tagline: “You think Santa’s nice? He taught me to hit naughty kids hard.”


Stats

  • Accuracy (ACC): 4
  • Athletics (ATH): 5
  • Charisma (CHA): 1
  • Defense (DEF): 3
  • Intelligence (INT): 2
  • Spying (SPY): 2
  • Strength (STR): 1

Health Points (HP): 22


Traits

  1. Candy Cane Kung Fu: Jingle can wield candy canes as deadly, improvised weapons (treat as dual-wielding batons; +1 ACC, 1d6 damage each).
  2. Flurry of Blows: Once per turn, Jingle can make two attacks instead of one, but the second attack has -1 ACC.
  3. Silent Night Stalker: Gains +2 SPY when sneaking or striking from a hidden position.

Cinematic Actions

  1. Tinsel Whirlwind: Spend 2 AP to spin in place, striking all enemies within melee range for 1d6 damage each.
  2. Ornament Dropkick: Spend 1 AP to leap at an enemy, dealing 2d6 damage and knocking them back (ACC vs. DEF).
  3. Jingle All the Way: Spend 3 AP to unleash a series of lightning-fast strikes on a single target, dealing 1d6 damage per hit (roll ACC for up to 3 attacks).

Quirks

  • Constantly jingling due to the tiny bells sewn into her leather armor, but she claims it’s a “mind game.”
  • Quotes martial arts movie lines with an obnoxious laugh after every attack.
  • Has a habit of flipping unnecessarily, even when it’s not practical.
  • Admires Krampus as a “true warrior” and sees Santa as a soft sellout.

Equipment

  • Candy Cane Batons (dual-wielding weapons; 1d6 damage each, can be thrown for 1d4 damage each).
  • Exploding Ornament Grenades (1d8 damage in a 5-foot radius, one-use).
  • Jingle Bell Bracers (adds +1 DEF due to distraction from constant jingling).