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  1. Characters

Pat Smooch

Department Store Manager
Played by Rick Moranis

Nervous Department Store Manager

Stats

  • Accuracy (ACC): 1
  • Athletics (ATH): -1
  • Charisma (CHA): -1
  • Defense (DEF): 0
  • Intelligence (INT): 1
  • Spying (SPY): 0
  • Strength (STR): -2

Health Points (HP): 12


Traits

  1. Clumsy Luck: Once per scene, when Pat fails a roll, something unexpectedly helpful happens—like knocking over a shelf that traps an enemy.
  2. Overeager Helper: Pat can grant a +1 bonus to another character’s roll if he spends 1 AP trying to assist, though his "help" might also cause collateral chaos.

Cinematic Actions

  1. Terrorized Ramble: Once per scene, Pat’s frantic stammering distracts enemies, lowering their ACC by 2 for one round.
  2. Accidental Hero: Spend 1 AP to perform a random action (e.g., throwing a snow globe) that inadvertently aids the party. Roll CHA vs. DEF of the nearest target.
  3. Store Clearance Sale: Pat knows the layout of the department store and can provide the players with a shortcut, hiding place, or improvised weapon from his stockroom (e.g., tinsel ropes, toy baseball bats).

Quirks

  • Sweats profusely under pressure, constantly adjusting his ill-fitting tie.
  • Has a peculiar habit of apologizing to inanimate objects.
  • Dreams of being a "management consultant" but can barely manage his current role.

Equipment

  • Clipboard of Authority (adds +1 CHA when speaking to employees).
  • Box Cutter (1d4 damage, requires a CHA roll to actually use it effectively).
  • Bag of Return Slips (can be used to "return" an item to a stockroom for a new one in the same scene).