1. Notes

The Lover Background

MODIFIERS 

+2 Panache, +1 Fibs, -1 Noggin

Add 1d20 to your starting sanity

CURRENT ROMANTIC STATE

Role 1d10 to see your character's current romantic state:

  1. Desperately Devoted – Head over heels, utterly besotted, and prepared to recite ghastly poetry or take up unsuitable hobbies to impress the object of affection.
  2. Blissfully Unaware – Completely oblivious to the fact that a keen admirer is pining away in the background, often due to an unfortunate preoccupation with golf or newts.
  3. Uneasily Engaged – Bound by duty, fear, or sheer force of personality on the part of their betrothed, but inwardly quaking at the prospect of a lifetime together.
  4. Erroneously Entangled – Mistakenly believed to be engaged due to a mix-up, often involving an old school friend, a fearsome aunt, or an ill-advised attempt at gallantry.
  5. Faintly Hopeful – Gazing longingly from afar, bolstered by a belief that a lucky break (or a well-placed newt) might yet turn the tide.
  6. Disastrously Jilted – Recently abandoned at the altar or informed via terse note that the engagement is off, often due to a rival’s superior poetry-writing ability.
  7. Horrifyingly Pursued – The unfortunate target of someone else’s affections, seeking desperately to avoid a fate worse than death (i.e., marriage to a determined and overenthusiastic suitor).
  8. Tactically Wooing – Crafting elaborate (and frequently absurd) schemes to win over a romantic interest, often with the misguided assistance of a well-meaning but hopelessly inept friend.
  9. Reluctantly Resigned – Accepting their fate in a relationship that no longer sparks joy, usually because they fear the alternative involves a strong-minded aunt intervening.
  10. Triumphantly Free – Recently extricated from an unwelcome entanglement, often with the aid of a clever valet, a lucky misunderstanding, or the strategic application of a large dog.


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GIFT FROM FORMER LOVER

1. Dear John Letter - A letter from your ex explaining all your faults and revealing some shameful things you did.

2. Terrance the Toaster Oven - This toaster oven can walk, it cannot talk but if it could it would probably be about crumpets as it refuses to cook anything else. 

3. The Cow-Crested Lamp - A silver cow-crested lamp that walks along and occasionally moos providing light wherever you wander.

4. Patented pick-me-up Cocktail Bar  - Once per day the bar can roll a d20, over 12 and it make a 1d6 healing potion. It cannot walk. 

5. Pecan Club Tie: This chatty tie gives you a second chance, a re-roll on any panache roll by interrupting you before you put your foot in your mouth and suggesting something else you might say. It also grants the wearer entry to the Pecan Club. A riotous establishment. 

6: Augustus The Cat: An enterprising talking cat with an air of quiet menace, known for his habit of appearing unexpectedly in rooms and unnerving guests with his Splendidium induced sentience.

LOVE BONUS

+3 To any Panache roll made to achieve a romantic end

+3 To any Fib roll made to achieve a romantic end