MODIFIERS
+2 Panache, +1 Fibs, -1 Noggin
Add 1d20 to your starting sanity
CURRENT ROMANTIC STATE
Role 1d10 to see your character's current romantic state:
- Desperately Devoted – Head over heels, utterly besotted, and prepared to recite ghastly poetry or take up unsuitable hobbies to impress the object of affection.
- Blissfully Unaware – Completely oblivious to the fact that a keen admirer is pining away in the background, often due to an unfortunate preoccupation with golf or newts.
- Uneasily Engaged – Bound by duty, fear, or sheer force of personality on the part of their betrothed, but inwardly quaking at the prospect of a lifetime together.
- Erroneously Entangled – Mistakenly believed to be engaged due to a mix-up, often involving an old school friend, a fearsome aunt, or an ill-advised attempt at gallantry.
- Faintly Hopeful – Gazing longingly from afar, bolstered by a belief that a lucky break (or a well-placed newt) might yet turn the tide.
- Disastrously Jilted – Recently abandoned at the altar or informed via terse note that the engagement is off, often due to a rival’s superior poetry-writing ability.
- Horrifyingly Pursued – The unfortunate target of someone else’s affections, seeking desperately to avoid a fate worse than death (i.e., marriage to a determined and overenthusiastic suitor).
- Tactically Wooing – Crafting elaborate (and frequently absurd) schemes to win over a romantic interest, often with the misguided assistance of a well-meaning but hopelessly inept friend.
- Reluctantly Resigned – Accepting their fate in a relationship that no longer sparks joy, usually because they fear the alternative involves a strong-minded aunt intervening.
- Triumphantly Free – Recently extricated from an unwelcome entanglement, often with the aid of a clever valet, a lucky misunderstanding, or the strategic application of a large dog.
GIFT FROM FORMER LOVER
1. Dear John Letter - A letter from your ex explaining all your faults and revealing some shameful things you did.
2. Terrance the Toaster Oven - This toaster oven can walk, it cannot talk but if it could it would probably be about crumpets as it refuses to cook anything else.
3. The Cow-Crested Lamp - A silver cow-crested lamp that walks along and occasionally moos providing light wherever you wander.
6: Augustus The Cat: An enterprising talking cat with an air of quiet menace, known for his habit of appearing unexpectedly in rooms and unnerving guests with his Splendidium induced sentience.
LOVE BONUS
+3 To any Panache roll made to achieve a romantic end
+3 To any Fib roll made to achieve a romantic end