1. Drizzek “The Guttermouth” (Drunken Drow)
A wiry drow with tangled white hair and yellowed eyes, sprawled in the gutter clutching a half-empty bottle. He reeks of sour ale and shouts venomous curses at anyone who walks by, alternating between slurred insults and bitter mutterings about his “glorious past.”
2. Granny Tuppin (Gossiping Halfling)
An elderly halfling woman with stooped shoulders and wiry gray hair tied in a bun. She spends every day sweeping her stoop, pausing only to tug on sleeves and ask passersby, “What’s the news then? What’ve you heard?” Her broom is more prop than tool—her real weapon is gossip.
3. Brother Paldon (Begging Monk)
A chubby, bald human monk in ragged saffron robes, smiling warmly as he jingles a wooden donation bowl. He calls out, “Spare a coin for the poor, friends!” His cheeks are rosy from the drink, but his voice is gentle and earnest, and many feel guilty passing him by empty-handed.
4. Yraath Coldscale (Paranoid Dragonborn)
A scrawny, blue-scaled dragonborn woman with sunken eyes and twitchy movements. She sidles up to strangers and whispers warnings: “The king’s spies are everywhere—they’re watching you, watching me, watching all of us in the Plank.” Her intensity makes some laugh, but others wonder if she might not be entirely wrong.
5. Razzik Bloodhand (Tiefling Thug)
A burly tiefling with red skin, a broken horn, and knuckles scarred from countless fights. He leans against alley walls offering his services in a gravelly voice: “Cheap rates. Tell me who, and I’ll make sure they stay down.” His grin shows too many teeth.
6. Khura Steelvein (Distraught Hobgoblin)
A hobgoblin woman in patched armor, crouched in the street searching with trembling hands. She mutters frantically about her lost wedding ring, asking everyone if they’ve seen it. Her eyes brim with tears, and though she looks like a fighter, her grief softens her completely.
7. Nibbin Caskwhistle (Deep Gnome Fruit Seller)
A cheery deep gnome with ruddy cheeks and a pushcart piled high with fruit baskets. He waves eagerly at passersby, shouting: “Fresh fruit! Best lemonade in Lygos!” Then he leans in with a conspiratorial wink: “It’s fermented, mind you.” His grin suggests he’s proud of the trick.
8. Laren “Little Fang” and Brutus (Half-Elf Boy & Bulldog)
A scrappy half-elf boy, maybe nine years old, with tangled brown hair and a mischievous grin, wanders the Plank with his hulking bulldog, Brutus. The dog looks jowly, happy, and lazy—its tongue lolling as it waddles beside the boy. Laren cheerfully asks strangers, “Wanna pet him? He loves people!” But Brutus’ tail wags for only one thing—sinking his teeth into unsuspecting hands. When the dog lunges, Laren doubles over with laughter, mocking his victim mercilessly before whistling for Brutus to heel. Locals know better than to fall for the trick twice.