Flatface is the no-nonsense Hill Dwarf who oversees the city jail of Lygos with an iron will and a sharper tongue. With his grizzled face, missing nose, and a collection of "battle scars," he embodies the rough-and-tumble spirit of a life lived hard—and survived harder. Inmates dread his caustic humor almost as much as his fierce discipline.
Appearance
Flatface is a squat, broad-shouldered dwarf with a weathered complexion and scars that tell stories of battles past. The most notable of these is the absence of the left side of his nose, leaving a jagged mark across his face and earning him his infamous nickname. His teeth are uneven, with gaps that accentuate his gruff smile, and he walks with a slight limp, a testament to a missing toe or two.
He wears a well-worn leather jerkin and sturdy boots, with a thick leather whip coiled at his side. His piercing brown eyes radiate authority and an unrelenting determination.
Personality
Flatface is gruff, unapologetic, and brutally honest. He has little patience for excuses or pleas, believing that once someone is in his jail, their fate is no longer up for debate. Despite his rough exterior, he takes his role seriously, viewing the jailhouse as his personal domain where he maintains order and control with unwavering resolve.
His sense of humor is as sharp as his wit, often cutting through the tension of a grim situation with a biting quip or his infamous caustic laugh. Though his demeanor can be intimidating, those who work alongside him respect his fairness and dedication.
Role in Lygos
Flatface is responsible for overseeing the city’s jail, a sprawling stone structure that houses everyone from petty thieves to dangerous criminals awaiting trial.
- Warden of Order: He maintains strict discipline within the jailhouse, ensuring that even the most unruly inmates fall in line. His catchphrase, "Innocent or guilty, you're in my house now!" serves as both a warning and a declaration of his authority.
- Interrogator and Enforcer: While he’s not officially tasked with investigating crimes, Flatface’s ability to intimidate and extract information from prisoners has proven invaluable to the City Watch on more than one occasion.
- Protector of the Jail: Flatface sees the jail as his fortress and takes great pride in its operation. Any attempt to escape or undermine his authority is met with swift and severe consequences.
Reputation
- Among Inmates: Flatface’s name is spoken in hushed tones by prisoners, who dread his unyielding demeanor and unpredictable temper. His booming laugh echoing through the halls is a sound few forget.
- Among Guards: The jail’s guards respect Flatface’s leadership and grit. He demands the same level of toughness and commitment from his staff as he shows himself.
- Among the City: To the citizens of Lygos, Flatface is both a figure of fear and reassurance. His reputation ensures that criminals think twice before crossing the line.
Battle Scars and Pride
Flatface takes pride in his injuries, referring to them as his "battle scars" and using them as proof of his resilience. His missing nose, teeth, and toes are not signs of weakness but badges of honor that he wears with defiant pride.
Ambitions
Flatface’s only ambition is to continue running the jail with the same iron grip and unshakable resolve he’s always had. While he has no aspirations for political power or recognition, he quietly takes pride in his role as an unmovable pillar of justice within the city.
Flatface is more than a jailer—he is a force of nature within the confines of the city’s justice system. His scars and grit make him a living legend, and his presence ensures that Lygos’ jail remains a place where order reigns supreme.