| d100 | Trinket |
|---|---|
| 1 | A perfect skipping stone |
| 2 | Three weighted dice that always roll low |
| 3 | A locket with a picture of an Orc woman |
| 4 | A tiny anvil and smith's hammer |
| 5 | A nonfunctional immovable rod |
| 6 | A DIY acupuncture kit |
| 7 | A stuffed owlbear toy |
| 8 | A diagram for a new war lute |
| 9 | A declaration of war against a nation no one has ever heard of |
| 10 | A pipe that emits green smoke |
| 11 | A glass eye |
| 12 | The centerpiece of a priceless chandelier |
| 13 | A fine cane with a secret compartment |
| 14 | A letter written by a lovelorn dwarf |
| 15 | A coin that always lands on its edge |
| 16 | The deed and title to an abandoned windmill and three acres of tillable land that you've never been able to find |
| 17 | A menu from Big Daddy Donaar's Yum Yum Hut |
| 18 | A small purse that screams loudly when opened |
| 19 | A deep-crow-feather quill |
| 20 | A pair of breeches that always smells faintly of honey |
| 21 | A one-armed Bugbear doll |
| 22 | A leather pouch filled with various finger bones of unknown provenance |
| 23 | The collar of your childhood pet, Nutmeg |
| 24 | A seashell that, when pressed to the ear, speaks in flowing rhymes |
| 25 | A recipe book for cooking with mushrooms |
| 26 | One expired coupon for "A Free Halfling Muffin" |
| 27 | A portable beehive |
| 28 | Goggles that literally tint everything rose colored |
| 29 | A wand of wonder that allows you to cast only Mending |
| 30 | A bracelet woven from mistletoe |
| 31 | A curved claw from an unknown beast that small children are always frightened of |
| 32 | A Longsword that can be folded down in 1 minute and hidden in your pocket |
| 33 | A living graft of what you believe to be the World Tree |
| 34 | A tattered scarf with the Acquisitions Incorporated logo |
| 35 | A box containing a torn-up letter |
| 36 | An old contract marked "Void" |
| 37 | A small pigeon in a cage |
| 38 | An Acquisitions Incorporated "Green Flame" foam finger |
| 39 | A "C" Team lunchbox |
| 40 | A potted plant that grows different fruit on every branch |
| 41 | A book of adventures for children |
| 42 | An Owlin action figure with detachable maul and holy symbol |
| 43 | A pint glass engraved with a picture of a keg robot |
| 44 | A giant hockey puck |
| 45 | A miniature cannon that actually fires |
| 46 | A very fancy red scarf and matching handkerchief |
| 47 | An arrow once shot by a legendary archer |
| 48 | A Purple Worm toy |
| 49 | A burned doll whose eyes follow you around the room |
| 50 | An infinite inkwell |
| 51 | A band embroidered with the symbol of the Harpers |
| 52 | A squishy cactus |
| 53 | A velvet blindfold |
| 54 | A dirty figurine of a Triceratops that can't be cleaned |
| 55 | A used (and thus nonmagical) noble knife from the Noble Knife |
| 56 | A quill that rotates through all the colors of the rainbow |
| 57 | A twenty-sided die that only rolls the number 4 |
| 58 | A pointed hat that glows in the dark |
| 59 | A cup that hums when filled with water |
| 60 | A mug fashioned from the skull of someone else's enemy |
| 61 | A small glass jar containing an immortal firefly |
| 62 | A fake mustache made from gnome facial hair |
| 63 | A petrified troll finger |
| 64 | Half of a map |
| 65 | The other half of a map |
| 66 | An unreasonable amount of pocket lint |
| 67 | A dozen flyers for a local gnome food place |
| 68 | Omin Dran's business card |
| 69 | A lock of hair from a Changeling |
| 70 | A marble that rolls uphill |
| 71 | A piece of parchment listing a command word for a powerful magic item |
| 72 | A book titled Conversational Giant |
| 73 | A user's manual for an apparatus of Kwalish |
| 74 | A signed head shot of famous bard Spice Caraway |
| 75 | The eye of a Basilisk in a crystal box |
| 76 | A postcard from Waterdeep |
| 77 | A stamp collection |
| 78 | A small piece of solidified smoke |
| 79 | A six-sided die that sometimes rolls a seven |
| 80 | A left-hand gauntlet |
| 81 | A music box that plays nursery rhymes |
| 82 | A locket that's bigger on the outside than the inside |
| 83 | A potted plant that grows hair instead of leaves |
| 84 | A collection of teeth |
| 85 | A coin whose minting date always shows three years in the future |
| 86 | A green drinking horn taken from a very large bull |
| 87 | A small book containing pressed and dried botanical samples |
| 88 | A hatched Chimera egg |
| 89 | A slightly used red bandit mask |
| 90 | A tiny Stirge encased in amber |
| 91 | A large bottle of Red Larch Ale that can't be opened |
| 92 | A cane topped with a stylized golden bulldog |
| 93 | A note in your own hand that you don't remember writing |
| 94 | A sprig of herbs from your family's garden |
| 95 | A tankard stolen from the Dran & Courtier |
| 96 | A small, severed tentacle preserved in alcohol |
| 97 | A walnut with a face drawn on it |
| 98 | A small flask of liquid from the Lake of Steam |
| 99 | An ice cube that never melts |
| 00 | An expertly carved sword hilt with the blade snapped cleanly off |