SECRET
For Action
AUG 28 2019
MEMORANDUM TO ALL EMPLOYEES
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: INCREASED BANS ON OUTSIDE PARAPHENALIA
Following last month’s event involving IBE-8 Creation and subsequent attack of Darth Vader and a squadron of Storm Troopers(see report) it has been discussed with the board and decided that it would be best that, effective immediately, we ban not just the consumption but as well even the possession of any fictional media on the premises. The ban will be indefinite, pending the results of the investigation of the breach event.
Please report if you witness seeing anyone reading, watching, or otherwise consuming fictional media. All employees have until the end of the week to clear their desks, lockers, and any other place within the Contemporary Offices. If after this week is done and you discover something you’ve missed, report it to the Action Team immediately, and vacate the area.
Failure to comply is grounds for immediate dismissal.