"I swears to ya, I saw her alright! The witch of the alleys! The maiden of value! Whatever you wanna call her, she's definitely real. Just walking along the road one mornin', thinkin' "Well Jordy if you could just get a new pair of gloves you'd be able to work the plow even better!" and wouldn't ya know it, to my left I saws it. A shop, ain't never seen it afore, and there was that woman with her cheeky grin and a fresh pair of gloves. Didn't want no gold though, naw, had to trade her somethin' else. Says I, well I don't need much brainpower for farmin', and like that it was done! Sure my head hurts a bit, but it was well worth it. Don't think she's no Fey or whatsit, maybe an Averni, but I'unno. I ain't gonna question it mate."
