A small island which Kizmet and Lashance were shipwrecked on for many years. They have taken the liberty of naming this island. It has a dangerous, but blooming ecosystem which is easy to survive in-- provided one can forsee its dangers.
Its name both serves in irony, and function, being far from a wasteland, but indeed where Kizmet and Lashance had their sailing abode permanently moored via shipwreck. They lived in the upturned wreckage for months before leaving it for a better home.