1. Notes

Random Loot table 2

  1. The bare head of a clone trooper action figure

  2. A burned-out restraining bolt

  3. A custom-made vocoder mask that only processes insults

  4. The hollow haft of a lightsabre, which always feels icy to the touch

  5. A handbill depicting a very poorly drawn green…something and proclaiming, "Yoda Lives!"

  6. The fang of a krayt dragon on a leather necklace

  7. A six-armed figurine that gives you, and only you, a headache whenever you look at it

  8. A Rodian skull that has been gilded and turned into a drinking vessel

  9. A holograph of an Aleena family, with the pride of place conspicuously empty

  10. A thick tauntaun fur blanket that almost doesn't smell at all

  11. A damaged rangefinder snapped off a Mandalorian's helmet

  12. A porg frozen in a tiny slab of carbonite

  13. An anklet made from the barbs of the Dathomirian grave thorn tree

  14. An exhaustively annotated technical drawing of a V-19 Torrent starfighter

  15. A set of clean, perfectly unremarkable underwear

  16. The score of a popular Gungan children's song

  17. An ISB document fully redacted save for a set of coordinates deep in the Unknown Regions

  18. A framed piece of mummified skin tattooed with the insignia of the Black Sun

  19. A single, ivory figurine from a dejarik set

  20. A slightly unsettling love letter addressed to "my dark Angel Barriss"

  21. A nondescript pebble that has a clear presence in the Force

  22. An obsidian brooch shaped like a mynock

  23. A flyer from the re-election campaign of an Imperial senator

  24. The badly charred hood of some heavy brown garment

  25. A sealed tube filled with a milky solution, in which is suspended an Ewok eyeball

  26. The blaster rifle and other accessories of a clone trooper action figure

  27. A pin-up of a Nautolan reclining on an X-34 landspeeder

  28. A vial of rancor musk

  29. An expired winning ticket for the Galactic Lottery, spattered with dried blue blood

  30. A picture book detailing the comical but supposedly true adventures of Woss the Weequay

  31. A mechanic's goggles that have had one lens replaced with a bronzium plate

  32. A white plastoid pauldron into which a dodecahedron shape has been scratched

  33. An astromech maintenance manual in whose margins someone scribbled a tragic tale of forbidden love

  34. A tarnished medal commending someone for bringing to justice a traitor to the Republic

  35. An audio-disc labelled, "The Greatest Hits of the Max Rebo Band"

  36. A shiny credit stick that rejects any transaction whose value ends in an even digit

  37. A Togruta's akul-tooth headdress with many teeth missing

  38. The front half of a blaster pistol's barrel, shorn clean off

  39. A yellowing paper deed to 7¾ tonnes of bantha poodoo on a planet you have never heard of

  40. A single sequined glove that does not quite match the digital configuration of any known species

  41. A scenic souvenir holograph titled, "A Lovely Day on Lovely Alderaan!"

  42. A golden ring wrought to resemble intertwining Quarren tentacles

  43. A poster advertising the Boonta Eve Classic Podrace of 32 BBY, signed by Ben Quadinaros

  44. An ornate tin filled with loose leaf tarine tea

  45. A small Wookiee doll with real fur

  46. A few sticks of incense that produce thin green smoke and a sickly-sweet smell

  47. A locket containing the holo-portrait of a Zabrak whose expression is subtly different every time the locket is opened

  48. A commonplace book filled with quotations by and about a renowned poet from the early High Republic era

  49. An emergency beacon that emits a single pulse every 24 hours, on a frequency long out of use

  50. A dashing, broad-rimmed hat with a few blaster holes in it

  51. The helmet of a clone trooper action figure

  52. An artful sketch of a pensive-looking Mon Calamari

  53. A heavily encrypted datapad onto which has been scrawled, in a dozen languages, the exhortation "BURN IT"

  54. A blaster power pack covered in very explicit instructions on how to correctly slot it into place

  55. A grimy datapad containing part of a rambling conspiracy theory implicating Emperor Palpatine

  56. An ancient device that plays a different haunting melody for each sun to whose light it is exposed

  57. A half-empty jar labelled, "Taliah Jee's Purely Herbal Head-Tail Moisturiser"

  58. A shard of blackened metal from the wreckage of the Death Star

  59. A small kyber crystal, precisely cut in two lengthwise

  60. A monocle, its frame fashioned from a Gundark's eye socket

  61. The cargo manifest of a Corellian freighter lost in hyperspace half a decade ago

  62. A Kel Dor oxygen mask painted in garish colours

  63. A hopelessly outdated tourist's guide to Coruscant

  64. A slender candle that projects a star chart on the surface around it when lit

  65. An AT-ST wind-up toy that walks with a pronounced limp

  66. A pair of fine nerf-hide slippers

  67. A Marksman-H combat remote that does nothing but fly in a perfect figure of eight

  68. A glitterglass statuette of a dancing Twi'lek

  69. A spent Mk I Saberdart allegedly fired by legendary bounty hunter Jango Fett

  70. An unexpectedly fragrant Jawa cloak

  71. A battered droid main processing unit that has proved incompatible with every single body it was put in

  72. Two eye patches of matching design, apparently meant to be worn together

  73. A handheld holoprojector that displays everything upside down and plays all audio backwards

  74. A chapbook full of classic Umbaran bodice rippers

  75. The cranial horn of a wampa, modified for use as a sword hilt

  76. A collectible card of CT-99999, a clone trooper action figure

  77. The first draft of a not-particularly-notorious smuggler's autobiography

  78. A child's drawing of a gargantuan, three-armed reptile rampaging through a great city

  79. A barely functioning datapad used as a Trandoshan's scoreboard, currently sitting at -17 Jagannath points

  80. An antique droid limb driven by steam-powered pistons

  81. A pair of chance cubes on a string, their faces all worn away

  82. A map leading to a treasure cache in an unidentified asteroid field

  83. A length of silka beads, burned at one end

  84. Five Republic Army MREs marked, "Caution: NOT for consumption by non-clones"

  85. A silver hip flask engraved with peacefully gardening Ithorians

  86. A cast-iron ladle that weighs nothing at all in the hands of a Force-sensitive individual

  87. A miniature Imperator-class Star Destroyer welded together from tiny bits of scrap metal

  88. The shrunken head of a Kowakian monkey-lizard

  89. An empty snuffbox faintly redolent of spice

  90. An intricately articulated Besalisk puppet

  91. A heavy slave collar marked K76

  92. Two Idiot cards from a sabacc deck with a large bite taken out of each

  93. An unabridged copy of the Hutt Commercial Laws, covered in doodles almost to the point of illegibility

  94. A necklace of dried sarlacc spores

  95. An elegant leather case with sand samples from a dozen desert worlds

  96. A plasteel urn containing the ashes of someone close to you

  97. A Miraluka's black silk eye-wrap

  98. A biological computer chip encased in clear plastic

  99. A protocol droid faceplate peppered with blaster burns

  100. A headless clone trooper action figure

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