The Continuing Story of Kerodotus
Why, Kerodotus
Leaves us nonplussed, Kerodotus
Why, Kerodotus
Such a weird fuss, Kerodotus
He makes no real sense as he blathers through debates
Presented with reason new riddles he creates
He's the crazy gnomish, foggy-headed nonsense advocate
All the scholars think
Why, Kerodotus
Leaves us nonplussed, Kerodotus
Why, Kerodotus
Such a weird fuss, Kerodotus
He asks if replacing parts changes the legendary ship
Even to the point of every piece changing tip to tip
As if ignoring perspectives is the source of all scholarship
All the scholars think
Why, Kerodotus
Leaves us nonplussed, Kerodotus
Why, Kerodotus
Such a weird fuss, Kerodotus
Deep in his theories, where the mighty Pythor flies
His foe the tortoise cannot lose it is implied
To prove the point he’d get an arrow ‘tween the eyes
All the scholars think
Why, Kerodotus
Let’s not discuss, Kerodotus
Why, Kerodotus
We all want to cuss, Kerodotus